Alt+F4: April 2009

So I haven't posted for a while. Well here it is. A blog post, I created this as a bet i made yesterday evening, that i could finish it by night, so i finished it. But today, i decided to programme it to play and i did. i recorded sounds from my guitar(KATCHOW!) and i programmed it to play when you hover over a string. there is every last detail in it, the correct fonts the screws, the thickness of strings, the knots on the machinehead. Take a look zoom in as much as you like, pay attention to anything and everything.

Terminus says:
...
TrendyWhistle. sends:

TrendyWhistle. says:
it plays
bitched!
eriously
Terminus says:
...

TrendyWhistle. says:
get it
Terminus says:
waaaaahahahahahaaahhhhh
TrendyWhistle. says:
unless you want the swf one instead
TrendyWhistle. sends:

Terminus says:
brb

Transfer of "Gibson Les Paul Sunburst.swf" is complete.

Terminus says:
no fair
TrendyWhistle. says:
what?
i just finished it...
look
i arranged it to look like this in outline mode
rainbow!
Terminus says:
wahhhh
you suck

TrendyWhistle. says:
hey
i think they compressed my file
wtf
Terminus says:
how do you get the sound?
TrendyWhistle. says:
my vectors arent as pretty now
i recorded it
you forget that i have one her
Terminus says:
real guitar?
TrendyWhistle. says:
here
yea
holy crap
they compressed it so much
my circles are ugly
Terminus says:
oh
wow
TrendyWhistle. says:
they are drawn with the fucking circle tool
wtf?
compression suck
fuck saving space
Terminus sends:

Open(Alt+P)
Terminus says:
im awesome

The file curveball.swf was scanned and determined to not contain a virus.

You have successfully received C:\Users\Acer\Documents\My Received Files\curveball.swf from Terminus.

TrendyWhistle. says:
id send you jackson pollocks website in flash right now if i was on my own computer
but this is bezners laptop
Terminus says:
holy fucking crap
TrendyWhistle. says:
what?
Terminus says:
you did everything from the screws to the string sizes
TrendyWhistle. says:
yea
Terminus says:
and the string ties at the end
TrendyWhistle. says:
every detail
Terminus says:
(i zoomed in)

TrendyWhistle. says:
i wanted you to do that
Terminus says:
rhythm treble?
TrendyWhistle. says:
no
its normal
Terminus says:
oh
TrendyWhistle. says:
but because it loud for the latop mic
it became treble
so yea
its treble
oh shit
my b string moved
Terminus says:
me sad face nao
TrendyWhistle. says:
i sent you an image
check the share

Terminus stopped sharing photos

Terminus says:
huh
i dont see anything
TrendyWhistle. says:
its on sharing photos

You stopped sharing photos

TrendyWhistle. says:
you got it?
Terminus says:
i donts gotz it-zorz
im a lol-cat
rawr

You stopped sharing photos

Terminus says:

You stopped sharing photos

TrendyWhistle. sends:

TrendyWhistle. says:
it came out as beg
but i was trying to type something else
i cant remember what now though
recieve
Terminus says:
...
TrendyWhistle. says:
NOW
Terminus says:
im not getting anything
TrendyWhistle. says:
to see the pretty colours and the knots
TrendyWhistle. sends:

Terminus says:
send me again

You stopped sharing photos

You stopped sharing photos

TrendyWhistle. says:
im gonna post this on my blog
Terminus says:
this?
weeee im on blog
add that
and this too

TrendyWhistle. says:
no
the file
Terminus says:
waaaaahahahahaahhaahhhahaahahhhh
o
oh*
TrendyWhistle. says:
haha
Terminus says:

TrendyWhistle. says:
maybe ill quote this
ill quote
no
Terminus says:
yay!
TrendyWhistle. says:
yes
Terminus says:
wah
yay
TrendyWhistle. says:
stop typing
other wise therell be not enough space
oh wait
this is not a text message
yea keep typing
and sending
Terminus says:
ok
im following your blog btw
TrendyWhistle. says:
yea.
wow
really
Terminus says:
yea
TrendyWhistle. says:
i have not posted since last year
Terminus says:
ok
TrendyWhistle. says:
dont try to make me happy
Terminus says:
wow
im happy
see
c
ok
i will try to make you hapy
happy*
TrendyWhistle. says:
yay
Terminus says:
why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabate?
because they spend all their lives at "C" (sea)

TrendyWhistle. says:
HAHA!!!
SO FUNNY!
HAHAHA
Terminus says:
yay
TrendyWhistle. says:
i cant stop laughing
HAHAHA
Terminus says:
i helped
TrendyWhistle. says:
should i get rid of the shoutbox?
Terminus says:
Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
TrendyWhistle. says:
The floors are 2 centimeters apart
so he fell from 44 centimeters off the ground
Terminus says:
yay
TrendyWhistle. says:
am i right?
Terminus says:
NO
TrendyWhistle. says:
NOO!!!
Terminus says:
through the window
TrendyWhistle. says:
BOO HOO/
was another building?
huh?
what?

Terminus says:
he was tired of window washing
TrendyWhistle. says:
oh
Terminus says:
so he jumped inside
TrendyWhistle. says:
wtf
Terminus says:

TrendyWhistle. says:
when should i end the quote?
oh btw
to those reading this quote
the backstory is
he was doing one
Terminus says:
penis
sorry
TrendyWhistle. says:
and i bet him that i could finish it by last night(which technichally i did) but i finished it tonight
after adding fancy programming and stuff
and now here we are
Terminus says:
hey
TrendyWhistle. says:
the STORY
hi there
i did not see you there
Terminus says:
hi
im here
TrendyWhistle. says:
The names shankstone
Shilly Shankstone
Terminus says:
hey guys
TrendyWhistle. says:
this is a long ass quote
Terminus says:
right
one more riddle
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
TrendyWhistle. says:
table spoon
penis
?
Terminus says:
i dont know either
TrendyWhistle. says:
wtF?
/sigh
oh damn
Terminus says:
...
hold on
TrendyWhistle. says:
i dont have them emoticons
Terminus says:
i was joking
Lunch and dinner.
haha
TrendyWhistle. says:
wtf
and tea
and snack
Terminus says:
that was funny
TrendyWhistle. says:
and night snack
Terminus says:
no
TrendyWhistle. says:
and supper
SHUSH
Terminus says:
that would be 6 thing
TrendyWhistle. says:
yea
Terminus says:
things*

right
TrendyWhistle. says:
oh you want to see my custom pageflip engine
oh really
here it is then
Terminus says:
i think you can end the quote now
TrendyWhistle. sends:

TrendyWhistle. says:
nah
Terminus says:
OR NOT
yea
TrendyWhistle. says:
i like long blog posts
Terminus says:
*highfives*
TrendyWhistle. says:
actually yea
ill end the quote
Terminus says:
ok
bye
TrendyWhistle. says:
then ill put fill posts to make it look like
the blog didnt die
and it was just that people stopped looking because no one liked me
and ill label myself
Terminus says:
uch
ouch*
TrendyWhistle. says:
your Monthly dose of blag
unlike bezners
haha
okay
end quote
Terminus says:
bye
TrendyWhistle. says:
now we can talk about other stuff
bye
hey
hows life
Terminus says:
A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?

TrendyWhistle. says:
this is not in quote
Terminus says:
i know
TrendyWhistle. says:
yes
Terminus says:

No, it does not collapse. Because it has driven a half mile - you would subtract the gas used from the total weight of the truck.
haha
TrendyWhistle. says:
oh wtf
nice
what if the bird is heavier?
Terminus says:
shush
TrendyWhistle. says:
and a 1 mile bridge?
seriously?
thats 1.6 kilometers
thats 1600 meters
Terminus says:
haha
TrendyWhistle. says:
thats 160000 centimeters
Terminus says:
...
sigh
TrendyWhistle. says:
thats 835 inches
oh wait
Terminus says:
yea
wait
TrendyWhistle. says:
8350000 inches
oh sorry
768 inches
Terminus says:
There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?
TrendyWhistle. says:
7680000
nowhere
its fucking dead
Terminus says:
yea
you got it
TrendyWhistle. says:
haha
i saw that
okay
my time
Terminus says:

TrendyWhistle. says:
add each of the numbers i show you and send it to me
as quickly as possible
1000
40
...
wtf
Terminus says:
1040
TrendyWhistle. says:
ANSWER!
Terminus says:
yea!
TrendyWhistle. says:
1000
Terminus says:
huh?
TrendyWhistle. says:
add the previous one to a 1000
Terminus says:
....
A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?
TrendyWhistle. says:
so its 2030
2040
he paid in notes
Terminus says:
He didn't pay a penny, he payed $5000 for the car!
TrendyWhistle. says:
yea
so
continue!!
Terminus says:
...
TrendyWhistle. says:
OTHERWISE
YOUR FUCKING RETARDED
Terminus says:
ok
TrendyWhistle. says:
just say 2030
2040
Terminus says:
ill take that
TrendyWhistle. says:
40
Terminus says:

TrendyWhistle. says:
keep going
.....?
KJNSADKSDKJBKAJSBDKJBASDKJBASDKJBSADKJBSADKJBSADKJB
KJASBDKJBSADKJBSADKJBSADKJBSADKJBASDKJBASDKJB
damn
nevermind
its
1000
10
1000
10
and then youll go 5000
its fucking retarded
Terminus says:
A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?

TrendyWhistle. says:
9
years
?
Terminus says:
Nine Years. Because on the 10th year it doubled for the last time and reached the maximun height
yea
TrendyWhistle. says:
wee!
Terminus says:
Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?
TrendyWhistle. says:
yo mama
what?
Terminus says:
easy
Time
TrendyWhistle. says:
oh
okay
i got one
what western food do sharks eat?
Terminus says:
westen peolpe
TrendyWhistle. says:
wrong
Terminus says:
people*
TrendyWhistle. says:
wrong
Terminus says:
fish and chips
TrendyWhistle. says:
wrong
give up€?
Terminus says:
wesley
TrendyWhistle. says:
wrong
Terminus says:

TrendyWhistle. says:
give up?
Terminus says:
corret
fjdhnggf
TrendyWhistle. says:
okay
Terminus says:
loam
TrendyWhistle. says:
ill tell you
Terminus says:
jellyfish?
TrendyWhistle. says:
FISH AND CHIPS
HHHAHAHAHA
!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAA
!!!
Terminus says:
lol-catSSSS!!!!!!
TrendyWhistle. says:
LAOISJFLO!!!
HAHAH

Terminus says:
NOOOO
TrendyWhistle. says:
HAHAHAHA
Terminus says:
WAHY
TrendyWhistle. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!laugh!
Terminus says:
...
TrendyWhistle. says:
laughoutloud!laughoutloud!laughoutloud!laughoutloud!laughoutloud!laughoutloud!laughoutloud!
Terminus says:
not funny
wrong answer
faggot
TrendyWhistle. says:
rollonfloorlaughing!rollonfloorlaughing!rollonfloorlaughing!rollonfloorlaughing!rollonfloorlaughing!rollonfloorlaughing!rollonfloorlaughing!rollonfloorlaughing!
haha
okay
Terminus says:
When is it dangerous to play cards?
TrendyWhistle. says:
in a tornado
Terminus says:
When the joker is wild!
TrendyWhistle. says:
haha...
Terminus says:
...
TrendyWhistle. says:
i eat?
Terminus says:
oh god
TrendyWhistle. says:
yea
Terminus says:
right
TrendyWhistle. says:
i eat god
Terminus says:
asshole
TrendyWhistle. says:
sorry
Terminus says:
nvm
For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.
What am i?
TrendyWhistle. says:
teacher
Terminus says:
testiles
nah
Time
TrendyWhistle. says:
wtf
haha
Terminus says:
uhhhhhh
im gonna go poop
brb
Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
wesley?
TrendyWhistle. says:
the one that doesnt work at all
Terminus says:
why?
The one that doesn't work is best as it will always be correct twice a day, but the one that loses a minute a day will not be correct again for 720 days (losing 720 minutes or 12 hours).
are you posting on your blog
?
TrendyWhistle. says:
yea
Terminus says:
ok
TrendyWhistle. says:
thats what i said
ndyWhistle. says:
the one that doesnt work at all

Terminus says:
yea
correct

If you toss a die and it comes up with the number one 9 times in a row, what is the probability that it will come up with one on the next throw?
TrendyWhistle. says:
you cant determine that yet
Terminus says:
One in six. A die has no memory of what it last showed.

haha
TrendyWhistle. says:
oh yea
shit
i gotta go shit
Terminus says:
ok
TrendyWhistle. says:
laugh at the fucking pun!
Terminus says:
same as me just now
TrendyWhistle. says:
brb
Terminus says:
uhhhhhh
im gonna go poop
brb
see
just now
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?

Tilly. She seems to follow the scale Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, and then Ti.
TrendyWhistle. says:
back
Terminus says:
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?
TrendyWhistle. says:
...
hold on
the fly was still there
?
Terminus says:
She had already put sugar in it and when she tasted the new tea it was already sweet.

TrendyWhistle. says:
ahh
Terminus says:
that one was a bit stupid
you wouldn't acually know
sigh
TrendyWhistle. says:
the fly was still there
its valid
Terminus says:
yea
so
correct?
TrendyWhistle. says:
no one said that the fly didnt go away
both?
Terminus says:

yea
ok
correct then
A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
TrendyWhistle. says:
the parrot in the sign did not refer to the parrot that the young man bought
Terminus says:
ok
The parrot was deaf!
...
yeah
TrendyWhistle. says:
haha
Terminus says:
your answer will also do i guess

Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
TrendyWhistle. says:
shortest
Terminus says:
Short.

TrendyWhistle. says:
shortest to shorter to short right?
Terminus says:
yea
short-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er
seee
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
haha
TrendyWhistle. says:
three oranges and negative two
Terminus says:
oh
this one is good
no
Two. The two you took.
TrendyWhistle. says:
haha
Terminus says:

The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?
ANSWER: Neither, it's a paradox. If the first is true, then the second must be false, which makes the first false; it doesn't work.
damn it
TrendyWhistle. says:
i remember this
Terminus says:
i wanted it to be white
TrendyWhistle. says:
bezner introduced it to me
Terminus says:
fuck
TrendyWhistle. says:
huh?
haha
Terminus says:
You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?
TrendyWhistle. says:
uhh..?
Terminus says:
It's your sister!

TrendyWhistle. says:
haha
Terminus says:

A psychologist goes to a village in Africa and decides to compare foot size to intelligence. He notes that in general, as foot size increases, so does intelligence. How can this be?
TrendyWhistle. says:
older people have bigger feet
Terminus says:
yea
TrendyWhistle. says:
nest.
next*
Terminus says:
He is measuring everyone's feet, including the feet of the very small children. So the statistics will show that larger feet belong to the smarter people, the adults.
TrendyWhistle. says:
[this is bez]
Terminus says:

A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
TrendyWhistle. says:
5/4x10
12.5 times
Terminus says:

11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
...
TrendyWhistle. says:
doesn't make sense
Terminus says:
...
TrendyWhistle. says:
but i'm too tired to argue my point. next
Terminus says:
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
TrendyWhistle. says:
lions
Terminus says:
yea
TrendyWhistle. says:
they havent eaten in 3 years
Terminus says:
The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
TrendyWhistle. says:
they're dead
Terminus says:

What is the difference between a dollar and a half and thirty five-cents?
TrendyWhistle. says:
huh
confused.
a dollar 15 cents?
don't understand the question rephrase
Terminus says:
nvm
i dont get it either
An archaeologist finds a coin dated 48 B.C. How did he know it was a fake?
TrendyWhistle. says:
dunno
Terminus says:

BC is before Christ. Christ was not yet born when the coin would have been made and the date would be impossible.
TrendyWhistle. says:
good one
next
Terminus says:

What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
TrendyWhistle. says:
uhh asia?
Terminus says:
Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.

TrendyWhistle. says:
asia bigger
Terminus says:
...
A rubber ball is tossed off the top of a 90 foot building. Every time it bounces, it goes back up half way. How many bounces will the ball take before it stops?
TrendyWhistle. says:
unlimited
Terminus says:

The answer is infinite, if the ball keeps bouncing half way up. But of course on earth gravity will eventually will stop it.
yea
TrendyWhistle. says:
keep dividing something in half
Terminus says:
correct

What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
TrendyWhistle. says:
uhh. 10?
Terminus says:

Four. The four fathers could be grandfathers and are definitely sons already.

TrendyWhistle. says:
oh
Terminus says:
haha
TrendyWhistle. says:
i hate those
Terminus says:

What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?
bez?
wes?
what happened
TrendyWhistle. says:
huh
sorry
dunno why.
Terminus says:

The time and date will be 01:01:01 on 01/01/01.

You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?
hello?
sigh
TrendyWhistle. says:
k ima go shower
talk to wesley nao
Terminus says:
k
hey wes
TrendyWhistle. says:
hi there
Terminus says:
A lawsuit.
TrendyWhistle. says:
haha
Terminus says:
What goes up and never comes down?
...
TrendyWhistle. says:
Thoguht
Terminus says:
Your Age.
TrendyWhistle. says:
haha
Terminus says:
jared said his erection
My first is often at the front door. My second is found in the cereal family. My third is what most people want. My whole is one of the United States.

What am I?
TrendyWhistle. says:
uhh...
greeting?
Terminus says:

MATRIMONY (mat rye money). Which is certainly a "united state"!
right
i have no more
so....bye
TrendyWhistle. says:
...
end quote
Terminus says:

nice

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