The new comic

Yea the new comic is better cause I used flash to do it in school(during free time after completing lesson). It was a little rushed so the idea, is not that good...

2 days late

Today is Wednesday(duh...), I have not posted since I got Call of Duty 4, been playin it and studying for ting xie. Call of Duty 4 is pretty cool, chaotic. It's like reload shoot throw grenade shoot throw back grenade shoot charge stab... stuff like that. Really intense. I just finished a level after studying my ting xie(i just finished learning all of it going through again tomorrow). The comics still suck though... Need to get my computer back up really soon... Also, my ear hurts.

The Comic

Woo! I got a webcomic up, e sure to visit it Alt+F4 My com is still down so the comics are still drawn by paint. Later on, I might end up having a story to go with it. Also, it won't be uploaded daily.

Hmm...

I realised that half of all you 21 readers visit about twice a day(21 IPs 29 clicks). Also, 1/2 of you use mozilla version 5, 1/4 use IE version 6 and another1/4 use IE version 7. One of you uses a Mac and the rest use Windows XP. 2/3 of you use flash version 9 and the rest use 8. Most of you have a resolution of 1024 x 768 but some have higher resolution settings eg. 1280 x 1024. All your javascript versions are around 1.5 (1.3, 1.5 and 1.7). Thats about all of the details I have of you guys, not including what you do in my site, post comments, where you go afterwards, where you live, your country, the forms you fill up here(if any)...

The Flyer and Airshow.

Yesterday I did not post anything because the moment I got home, ate lunch, and changed, my uncle picked me up to go to the flyer for a 30 min 'flight' above singapore(they said enjoy your flight before we went into the cabin), followed by an early dinner at 6, then shopping around - Something I realised though is that at almost any store selling models and plastic figurines would have at least one display rack of girls in sick poses, wearing either bikini or wripped clothes and strings. Also, there is always a column full of small bags of tini WWII amunition. After the shopping, I went home took a shower, watched some TV for like 15 mins and went to sleep.

Today, I went to the Singapore Airshow. The Black Knights were white in colour(wtf?). Also, I saw the F-35 Raptor, the F-18 Hornet, some UAV's, F-16, the A380 and some others. Almost all the people there had pwnage cameras over $1000. Well the show was really good, but the food wasn't, the fish and chips was wierd and costed $9. The fish was not skinned, the fishy smell was still there, the crust tasted like it was gued on with mucus and was soggy, the fries were really salty and powderry after eating a few of them. Oh well. Now I'm back and the laptop rolled itself back like 2 weeks or more, don't know whether my stuff is still there...

Poor Guy

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Hah This is a flash I made, I don't know if it works but if you see it, it's kinda sadisticish... Well enjoy?
EDIT: It doesn't work. And I can't fix it. The laptop is not working and thats the only place where I have my flash stuff. I need to reupload it after the laptop is fixed.

Yes.

I haven't posted yesterday. Thats because the computer broke down, the power box blew. Mum(sounds really squeker huh?) replaced it for $60. It's her com I'm using, partly cause I just moved here last month and I'm not unpacking it until I move to Punggol again on April. Also, it's broken down. So now I'm using mum's com or AfroToast's laptop. But, my mum made a deal with me, she'll upgrade it with 2GB RAM, a new hard drive(probably 80GB), a geforce graphics card(one of the newer one's(I haven't checked which one)) and a better sound card(I don't know which one partly cause I don't look at them). IF I pass my chinese with at least 65% and up. The upgrades and stuff will cost about $700(just like a brand new xbox 360). Now, I'm speaking chinese at home almost all the time. I'm not typing in chinese because it'll take to long with the hanyu pinging and all. Its 9.20 now and I'm sleeping in 40 minutes. This is quite a long post huh?

-->BOOBS!<--

That should have attracted some losers to read the whole post, I hope...

Dual Screen.

I hooked up my TV to my laptop. Now I have 2 screens. Really cool. This is a screenshot of it

This is the size of my screen now. Maximizing a program though, will fill up only one of the screens(half of the blue area). As you can see.

My Chinese sucks.

I just got my chinese results back tday. 10/50. Worst in class I think... Oh well.. I need to study it again. But I can't find my shouche? is it spelled that way? Anyway, its the vocab handbook thing. I can't learn the first 2 mistakes without it so I skipped it. Learned the first page today. going to next page tomorrow. And so on. There are 4 pages altogether. Here's a scan of it.

Isometric, Perspective and 2D

It's saturday. I'm gonna be watching Jumper afterwards. And I drew a cube in 3 different views. Which one do you want me to talk about?

"HowBo-"

NO! Okay I'll do the cube. Because theres nothing much to talk about it, I just need to show you the picture. So here it is:

Ignore the Newspaper background, I was planning to use it to cut the picture out but I couldn't find the time.

Bananas

Narrator: Ummm! Ummmmmmmm! (:

Umm: Yes that is my name.

Narrator: Ummm!Um!Umm!mmmmmm!

Umm: Thats wierd....

This Just In - Breaking News~~

A car crash in one of the back alleys in south arabia- causing no harm to anyone!!(shocked gasps!)

stemitil


Yes I like rabbits, but what if the sky was brown, and rain was beef and ham flavored lettuce. In another dimension, bing was considered boring while having aids was cool! Now back to the subject.

Patient: Doctor whats wrong with me?

Doctor: Cancer Probably.

Patient: Oh No!!

Doctor: Luckily your cancer has aids.

Patient: Does that mean I'll be okay?

Doctor: Only if Ebola doesn't kill you.

Yes, the floor here will kill you, try to avoid it.

The Art of... Me??

(It's reference from Ctrl+Alt+Del)(yes I know I said tomorrow but oh well...)Well This is me(duh...). Also here's a picture I drew[reference to Blockhead(yes more reference)]. no hablei inglez?

fazha. Yes it's Altair, if you knew and - This is Altair, a video game character from Assassins Creed(<-In British Accent), for those who didn't know. It was drawn with flash. Tat is al I hav to say now.(more reference - from flowers for algernon, first tape)

TGIF

Finally, its friday. I've been waiting for this day from the beginning of the week. I'm gonna go play some halo 3 - I just got the heroic map pack. Foundry is damn cool cuz it is ultimate for forge.I'll update my blog again tomorrow. Also, the 'composition' on the bottom of the page is randomly generated everytime you refresh this page. It usually doesn't make much sense.

ShoutBox

Finally a new and better shoutbox. Its much easier to use. Self Explanotory

Success!

Wow this is the longest blog I've ever kept.

Singing Beauty?

Just got home. My card ran out of money just now. I spent all my pocket money on a standard ticket. Eventually I got home. But on my way home, I saw a fat ugly girl slightly taller than me. She was in a green school uniform. She was SINGING! She was almost like shouting out the lyrics of the song, "GET US THERE TO THE TO THE TO ISLAND!!!!!". Thats what I heard. She sang like a Duck. Her tune was almost like quacks. Everybody in the station stared at her. Nobody said a word. Best part is, she didn't even NOTICE us. She thought she was all alone in the station with her MP3 player. I kinda laughed at her a bit.

The Eggplant

Introduction

When you see a hydrogen atom, it means that the canyon goes to sleep. A boiled blood clot ostensibly can be kind to a plaintiff behind some ocean. For example, a power drill indicates that a Eurasian oil filter pees on a class action suit.

The eggplant

Indeed, the treacherous grain of sand usually derives perverse satisfaction from a chain saw inside the hockey player. Indeed, a makeshift light bulb buries a gratifying judge. When a mating ritual over an anomaly laughs out loud, a highly paid fire hydrant hibernates. A chess board defined by the nation panics, and a hole puncher defined by a food stamp hides; however, the paycheck inside the eggplant takes a peek at the inferiority complex. When a wheelbarrow is smelly, a phony mating ritual eats a secretly polka-dotted cocker spaniel.

A globule inside the bottle of beer

When some tape recorder living with a cashier laughs out loud, a minivan flies into a rage. When a power drill is treacherous, the spartan oil filter has a change of heart about an asteroid.

A chess board of a steam engine

A crane of a garbage can reads a magazine, because a grizzly bear non-chalantly steals pencils from a fruit cake. Most people believe that an alleged light bulb seldom finds lice on a raspy sheriff, but they need to remember how overwhelmingly an often slow bottle of beer trembles. A wedge hardly takes a peek at the seldom highly paid cargo bay. Another industrial complex hesitates, and a paycheck defined by a hockey player brainwashes a deficit over another power drill. Most people believe that another righteous umbrella buys an expensive gift for the apartment building, but they need to remember how ostensibly a tuba player trembles.

Conclusions

The chess board bestows great honor upon a frustrating tuba player. Furthermore, a roller coaster toward some cyprus mulch beams with joy, and a resplendent apartment building almost throws the linguistic dolphin at a buzzard. A class action suit returns home, and the corporation for some judge hesitates; however, a geosynchronous particle accelerator accidentally steals pencils from an obsequious paycheck. When an industrial complex is green, the corporation toward another ski lodge cooks cheese grits for a fraction. Indeed, the nation seldom takes a peek at the annoying briar patch.

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Holidays are over...

If you didn't know, it sucks to go to school. Yep, thats right. Shocked?? Well anyway the holidays are over. Study... Boring... Today was my first day on Art Club CCA. I stayed back till 3.30pm went to the art room, marked my attendance and went home. Ther teacher cancelled it cuz of some decoration thing they had to do.

Übersetzer

Yep thats right. The translator is up. If you can't be bothered to translate it, Übersetzer means --> Translator. The Translator is right below the ShoutBox. Feel free to play around with it. BTW Übersetzer is German. Too bad the translator doesn't work backwards(To korean then back or something).

EDIT: I'm changing the translator to yahoo instead of altavista. Also I'm adding another type of translator.

4 posts in one day???!

This is the forth post of the day. If your wondering why, reason is left sock plus spider kneecap(yes, more cad reference). I just found this new software called RealFlow 4. It simulates the flow of liquids. It was used in 300(for the blood), Primeval, Meet the Robinsons, Poseidon, X-Men 3 (The last stand), Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, and Ice Age 2 (The Meltdown) and a lot of other stuff. It seems pretty interesting and I'm planning to download the demo.

PunchLine

I don't know why but I like to have names like - BrutalCarpet or TrendyWhistle. It seems to have some sort of a punch, with the capital letter in the middle and all.

New Laser Pointer.

My old laser pointer died last week... I just got another one this afternoon. It is not as powerful as the older one but this one has an LED too. It was $9.90. I got it at challenger. It works fine but the dot is a little distorted, the dot is sorta like a '0) rather than a 0 . above all, its pretty much the same.

ShoutBox Guide

This is the second post and i got the shoutbox and stuff running.
I can delete shouts that i dont like. The shoutbox will only display 10 of the latest messages. The shoutbox will auto scroll downwards but you can navigate it using the + and - buttons. hovering over + makes it scroll down faster and hovering over - makes it scroll back up. hovering over pause or the white portion of it however, will stop the scrolling. the shoutbox also keeps a history of all the messages. Just click on history, it will link you to the website and list the entire chat history all the way to the first post. history, +, - and pause are all on the bottom of the white portion of the shoutbox. Also, the words go from bottom to top. Earlier posts on the bottom. If you have suggestions, pls comment.

First Post

This is the first post to this blog. There is a link. Link. Go there. video. youtube! pwned!
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