Friday, February 15, 2008

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This Just In - Breaking News~~

A car crash in one of the back alleys in south arabia- causing no harm to anyone!!(shocked gasps!)

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Yes I like rabbits, but what if the sky was brown, and rain was beef and ham flavored lettuce. In another dimension, bing was considered boring while having aids was cool! Now back to the subject.

Patient: Doctor whats wrong with me?

Doctor: Cancer Probably.

Patient: Oh No!!

Doctor: Luckily your cancer has aids.

Patient: Does that mean I'll be okay?

Doctor: Only if Ebola doesn't kill you.

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Yes, the floor here will kill you, try to avoid it.

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