Singing Beauty?

Just got home. My card ran out of money just now. I spent all my pocket money on a standard ticket. Eventually I got home. But on my way home, I saw a fat ugly girl slightly taller than me. She was in a green school uniform. She was SINGING! She was almost like shouting out the lyrics of the song, "GET US THERE TO THE TO THE TO ISLAND!!!!!". Thats what I heard. She sang like a Duck. Her tune was almost like quacks. Everybody in the station stared at her. Nobody said a word. Best part is, she didn't even NOTICE us. She thought she was all alone in the station with her MP3 player. I kinda laughed at her a bit.